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Description: Funny definition of edit in dictionary style: The art of making things sound less terrible.

Description: Funny definition of a writer in dictionary style: Someone who spends hours crafting sentences only to delete them and start over.

Description: My coffee witch brewing up a big cauldron of coffee. A coffee plant growing out of a skull nearby. Brewing spells and coffee!

Description: Retro typography with "write edit repeat." Perfect for writers.

Description: "Alien" in university text in green, black, and white. Makes for a fun Halloween costume.

Description: "Ghost" in university text in orange, black, and white. Makes for a fun Halloween costume.

Description: "Werewolf" in university text in orange, black, and white. Makes for a fun Halloween costume.

Description: "Vampire" in university text in orange, black, and white. Makes for a fun Halloween costume.

Description: "Dreamer" in university text in yellow, black, and white.

Description: "Witch" in university text in orange, black, and white.

Description: "Writer" in university text in blue, black, and white.

Description: "Artist" in university text in red, black, and white with black paint dripping on the 't'.

Description: My New Years witch in black and gold with champagne to ring in the New Year. "Happy New Years, Witches."

Description: My Christmas witch decorating (or destroying) a Christmas tree.

Description: My spring witch with evil flowers and butterflies.

Description: My winter witch with her white raven familiar and an evil snowman.

Description: My autumn witch with skeletal face, pumpkins and a jack-'o-lantern.

Description: My summer witch with her claw hand and her crab familiar. Int he background a lighthouse, the oceans, and sand.

Description: Grim Father Time for a funny New Year.

Description: Fun Christmas poinsettia with a dark past.

Description: Fun for the holidays. Gingerbread man zombie! Run, run as fast as you can... you'll never outrun the gingerbread man.

Description: Zombie turkey wants pumpkin pie for the holidays. It's here only for the pie!

Description: My Halloween pumpkin, jack-o'-lantern ghoulish girl.

Description: Cartoon black cat carving a pumpkin with pumpkin all over his face.

Description: Furry crab doing the old soft shoe...get it...soft shoe...soft-shelled crab.

Description: Zombie moose decorating a Christmas Tree.

Description: Suffering zombie unicorn Zombie on a surfboard.

Description: Punk Rock possum zombie ready to rock.

Description: Ballerina Polar Bear zombie in a pink tutu.

Description: Zombie lizard practicing Kung Fu.

Description: Zombie ferret barista with a cup of coffee.

Description: Zombie badger artist painting a masterpiece.

Description: Zombie crow working on a computer.

Description: Zombie cat having a cup of coffee.

Description: Grunge tarot card design for horchata lovers! The Horchata. White and black illustration with a cinnamon sticks, flowers, the sun, a sombrero, and skeletons.

Description: Grunge tarot card design for boba tea lovers! The Boba. White and black illustration with a to-go boba tea with dancing skeleton, stars, and lightening.